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	<title>Stolen Golem &#187; Satire</title>
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		<title>Buy our shirts you daft C**K!</title>
		<link>http://www.stolengolem.com/2009/buy-our-shirts-you-daft-ck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[websites]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[firefox extension]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[newgrounds]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Browse Newgrounds with scriptblocker or AdBlocker on and you&#8217;ll get one of these alternate ads instead. Anyone else seen a site resort to this type of tactic? We think it&#8217;s pretty funny tbh. \o/]]></description>
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<p>Browse Newgrounds with scriptblocker or AdBlocker on and you&#8217;ll <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/promo/widestore8.jpg">get</a> <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/promo/widestore7.jpg">one</a> <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/promo/widestore1.jpg">of</a> <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/promo/widestore2.jpg">these</a><em> <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/promo/widestore3.jpg">alternate</a> </em><a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/promo/widestore5.jpg">ads</a> <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/promo/widestore6.jpg">instead</a>. Anyone else seen a site resort to this type of tactic? We think it&#8217;s pretty funny tbh. \o/</p>
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		<title>Put the blame on VTR</title>
		<link>http://www.stolengolem.com/2009/put-the-blame-on-vtr-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[link dump]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Put the blame on VTR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Quick posts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Satire]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fantastic, now I&#8217;m scared of forest fires AND women!]]></description>
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<p>Fantastic, now I&#8217;m scared of forest fires <em>AND </em>women!</p>
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		<title>Smell of Books, in a can!</title>
		<link>http://www.stolengolem.com/2009/smell-of-books-in-a-can/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 08:22:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kindle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tech]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Do you look at your e-book reader and feel a longing for the tactile and aromatic sensations of a brand new book? Well if that new .pdf smell just isn&#8217;t cutting it for you then head on over to smellofbooks.com and pick up a can of new book smell today! &#8220;If you’ve been hesitant to [...]]]></description>
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<p>Do you look at your e-book reader and feel a longing for the tactile and aromatic sensations of a brand new book? Well if that new .pdf smell just isn&#8217;t cutting it for you then head on over to <a href="http://smellofbooks.com/">smellofbooks.com</a> and pick up a can of new book smell today!</p>
<h6>&#8220;If you’ve been hesitant to jump on the e-book bandwagon, you’re not alone. Book lovers everywhere have resisted digital books because they still don’t compare to the experience of reading a good old fashioned paper book.</h6>
<h6>But all of that is changing thanks to <strong>Smell of Books</strong>™, a revolutionary new aerosol e-book enhancer.&#8221;</h6>
<p>Sadly they don&#8217;t yet have a way of making your kindle feel papery but there is a huge range of smells for every taste, including &#8220;Classic Musty Smell&#8221;, the ever popular &#8220;Crunchy Bacon Scent&#8221; and the rare but unmistakable aroma of &#8220;Eau You Have Cats&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Hitler, as &#8220;Downfall&#8221; producer, orders a DMCA takedown</title>
		<link>http://www.stolengolem.com/2009/hitler-as-downfall-producer-orders-a-dmca-takedown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 08:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Put the blame on VTR]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet another Downfall bunker scene parody but in this one Hitler is the Producer of the film battling the proliferation of youtube Downfall parodies. Absoloutely brilliant,  watch it now if you have any intrest in YouTube or Takedown notices.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yet another Downfall bunker scene parody but in this one Hitler is the Producer of the film battling the proliferation of youtube Downfall parodies. Absoloutely brilliant,  watch it now if you have any intrest in YouTube or Takedown notices.</p>
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		<title>The incredible Amazon Kindling &#8211; unlimited battery life!</title>
		<link>http://www.stolengolem.com/2009/the-incredible-amazon-kindling-unlimited-battery-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stolengolem.com/2009/the-incredible-amazon-kindling-unlimited-battery-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 17:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alastair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amazon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[evil mad scientist laboratories]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.stolengolem.com/?p=304</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Spotted over at the always excellent Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories this lightweight alternative to the new Amazon kindle is made entirely out of renewable resources and consumes no electricity! Ideal for long boring camping trips in the countryside, once you&#8217;re done reading it that is&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Spotted over at the always excellent <a href="http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/kindling">Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories</a> this lightweight alternative to the new Amazon kindle is made entirely out of renewable resources and consumes no electricity! Ideal for long boring camping trips in the countryside, once you&#8217;re done reading it that is&#8230;</p>
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